The Satpas building of the Polda Metro Jaya on Jalan Daan Mogot KM. 11 Number 3, RW 04, Kedaung Kali Angke, Cengkareng, West Jakarta.

progresifjaya.co.id, JAKARTA – The Polda Metro Jaya’s Driving License Administration Unit (Satpas), located at Jalan Daan Mogot KM. 11 No. 3, RW 04, Kedaung Kali Angke, Cengkareng, West Jakarta, is a favorite target for some greedy journalists.

In their desire for quick and instant cash, they publish or broadcast one-sided news stories with weak data and no confirmation. The journalist then pushes the story to the Satpas, using devilish language (SSI) to pressure and intimidate them.

That’s the combination of basic variables used by these money-hungry journalists to create the SSI Takedown Formula. From a physical perspective, the direct relationship of this formula is the variable of the journalist and the target being extorted through the news.

Meanwhile, the derived relationship, the variable of the two journalists sharing roles to extort the targeted victim, is a combination. One individual acts as an anchor or writer, and the other acts as a messiah or savior who bridges communication. It’s a pretense. It’s really deceitful, isn’t it? Moreover, most of the journalists who play the messiah role are actually Bromocorah who planned all this.

Finally, while still using the language of physics, from an empirical observation perspective, this formula is used hundreds of thousands or millions of times, adding it up as a seemingly forced, polite and subtle style. But the goal remains the same, to extort the victim’s money in order to obtain the desired amount.

In reality, the existence of the SSI Takedown Formula, owned by these money-hungry journalists, in real life, is nothing short of a self-imposed coercion. Because they feel favored and used by many bandits in journalistic robes, and because they are already aging due to the passage of several decades, they feel equal in prestige and status to Albert Einstein’s Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula E = mc2, also recognized as the most famous equation in the world.

Yes, it’s understandable to feel that way. In terms of age, the SSI Takedown Formula is indeed old-school. Although its age is still inferior to the Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula, the egocentric factor, a model of eccentric journalistic style from the late 1960s, still dominates. So, that’s how it is. They still don’t want to lose out to their seniors.

Digitalization Services

The narrative above is a clear depiction of reality. It’s not a fairy tale or mere fiction. It’s a reality whose events took place during the era of horses biting iron, long before the advent of the intelligent Industrial Revolution 4.0.

The Daan Mogot Satpas has undoubtedly been part of this changing era. Adapting to its needs and demands regarding the collaboration of cyber technology and automation as its core digitalization process, the Satpas Polda Metro Jaya has also adaptively implemented similar initiatives.

As is known, this prototype Satpas, with an area of over 5.000 m2, has been digitally transforming its service offerings for SIM applicants for several years.

The Korlantas Polri Digital Application, as the main centralized service, has been optimized to make it easier for the public to access various SIM-related services directly from their mobile phones.

The Sinar (SIM Nasional Presisi) application is a platform feature within the Korlantas Polri Digital application. This platform is specifically designed for SIM applications, both new and renewal. SIM A and C renewal services can also be completed completely online, including health and psychological tests.

The health examination process for this digital service can be accessed through the e-Rikkes SIM platform. The psychological test is accessed through the ePPsi SIM platform.

The registration model at the Daan Mogot Satpas, if iremember correctly, has been computerized for the past seven years. This integrated digital service utilizes a technology called FIFO (First In First Out). This technology’s function is to streamline queues, reduce the potential for illegal levies, and also eliminate convoluted bureaucratic systems. It’s pretty cool, really.

On Wednesday, December 3, 2025, an unexpected and joyful event occurred inside the Satpas building. Several SIM applicants were seen expressing their joy after passing the practical SIM test fairly and in accordance with established procedures.

One applicant, Agus, even prostrated himself in gratitude for his success. His joy was overwhelming, as he had never expected to receive a B1 SIM after applying for the official fee.

“Thank you very much, Satpas Daan Mogot, for your SIM service. I hope the entire process continues to be easy and smooth,” he exclaimed happily.

On a separate occasion, the Practical Trainer, Ipda Dody Supriyadi, told the media that the fact that many applicants cheered with joy today after passing the practical exam and obtaining their driver’s licenses is solid proof of the success of applying for a driver’s license themselves without the interference of brokers.

“The most important thing is that prospective drivers understand their responsibilities as drivers and comply with applicable traffic regulations. The process of applying for a driver’s license was handled independently without brokers. And today proves my words true,” said Ipda Dody with a smile.

“And at this moment, i also want to emphasize that the Daan Mogot Satpas has now taken a humane stance by refusing offers of communication with certain journalists who still enjoy using the SSI Takedown Formula to make quick and instant money. We will exercise our right of reply in accordance with Law Number 40 of 1999 concerning the Press. And as for takedown attempts, we just say goodbye, and see you in hell, damn it!” (Bembo)